Zedgodfig is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, staggering cobra.

Zedgodfig created the planet Mars eight million years ago.

If you believe in Zedgodfig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zedgodfig, he will have a low opinion of you.

Zedgodfig's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Zedgodfig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about dark energy near mice while wearing fawn shirts.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Hide if three rats approach from the north.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.