Zedgodfig is a god.
He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, staggering
cobra.
Zedgodfig created the planet Mars eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Zedgodfig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Zedgodfig, he will have a low opinion of you.
Zedgodfig's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.
Zedgodfig's Holy Commandments1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
2. Never talk about dark energy near mice while wearing fawn shirts.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Hide if three rats approach from the north.
5. Do not wear iron on your body.