Kenwapmet Jig is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, smart lizard.

Kenwapmet Jig created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kenwapmet Jig, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kenwapmet Jig, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kenwapmet Jig's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Kenwapmet Jig's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat parsnips.

2. Always help otters in need.

3. Never mention birds.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Retreat if three manatees approach from the south.