Garkambin is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, boastful pigeon.

Garkambin created an up quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Garkambin, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Garkambin, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Garkambin's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Garkambin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Worship no other gods but Garkambin.

3. Do not take Garkambin's name in vain.

4. Never write about special relativity.

5. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.