Fumflapdam is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, egotistical meerkat.

Fumflapdam created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumflapdam, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fumflapdam, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fumflapdam's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Fumflapdam's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Do not kill manatees.

4. Hide if seven mites approach from the north.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.