Fubgudlan is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonourable jackal.

Fubgudlan created bats seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubgudlan, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fubgudlan, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fubgudlan's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Fubgudlan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never write about quantum gravity.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near doves while wearing green boots and balancing nine platinum spheres on your neck.