Ominmabbot is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, selfish jackal.

Ominmabbot created the Sun five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominmabbot, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ominmabbot, it will send minions to preach to you.

Ominmabbot's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Ominmabbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never feed garlic to doves while wearing rings.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not kill mites.

5. Erect seven silver sculptures of Ominmabbot on top of important buildings.
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