Ditrulfom is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, pitiless mouse.

Ditrulfom created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditrulfom, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ditrulfom, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Ditrulfom's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Ditrulfom's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight manatees approach from the north.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not keep seven goats in a large pit.
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