Paskadtin is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, duplicitous
crane.
Paskadtin created Europe nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Paskadtin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Paskadtin, it will destroy your favourite planet.
Paskadtin's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.
Paskadtin's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
3. Do not speak about onions.
4. Never feed parsnips to turtles while wearing coats.
5. Never think ill of sick capybaras.