Paskadtin is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, duplicitous crane.

Paskadtin created Europe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Paskadtin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Paskadtin, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Paskadtin's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Paskadtin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not speak about onions.

4. Never feed parsnips to turtles while wearing coats.

5. Never think ill of sick capybaras.