Zanshavdid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, effective troll.

Zanshavdid created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zanshavdid, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zanshavdid, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Zanshavdid's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Zanshavdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt pigs.

2. Zanshavdid must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never sit near squirrels.

5. Always treat bats with great respect.