Jignellgun is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, vain ant.

Jignellgun created the Sun nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jignellgun, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jignellgun, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jignellgun's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Jignellgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never think about quantum gravity near cats while wearing indigo kilts and balancing nine silver spheres on your arms.

4. Always look after injured whales.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.