Targdobflam Kipwigcibcanjonranbag is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humorless dragon.

Targdobflam Kipwigcibcanjonranbag created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Targdobflam Kipwigcibcanjonranbag, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Targdobflam Kipwigcibcanjonranbag, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Targdobflam Kipwigcibcanjonranbag's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Targdobflam Kipwigcibcanjonranbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed spinach to dolphins while wearing purple stockings.

2. You must pray to Targdobflam Kipwigcibcanjonranbag seven times a day.

3. Always help mice.

4. Do not take Targdobflam Kipwigcibcanjonranbag's name in vain.

5. Do not cook food in pots.