Dadsingab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, prudent dragonfly.

Dadsingab created a top quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadsingab, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dadsingab, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Dadsingab's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Dadsingab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill ducks.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Never wear pink kilts.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.