Gebbosskar is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciful newt.

Gebbosskar created gold eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebbosskar, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gebbosskar, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gebbosskar's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Gebbosskar's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four zinc sculptures of Gebbosskar on top of important buildings.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Gebbosskar loves rats, so they must be respected.

5. Do not shave your feet.