Larplooplarp is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, passionate parrot.

Larplooplarp created the planet Venus two years ago.

If you believe in Larplooplarp, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Larplooplarp, she will turn you into a plant.

Larplooplarp's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Larplooplarp's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics.

3. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.