Tapsabmil is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, flying lion.

Tapsabmil created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tapsabmil, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tapsabmil, she will send minions to preach to you.

Tapsabmil's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Tapsabmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms orange.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never hurt geese.

4. Run away from cyan cats, for they are unholy.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.