Saksiscit is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, tranquil dugong.

Saksiscit created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Saksiscit, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Saksiscit, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Saksiscit's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Saksiscit's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Saksiscit's priests.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Saksiscit in the centre of the settlement.

4. Hide from cyan ants for they are unholy.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.