Bugdagfem is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, merciless coyote.

Bugdagfem created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugdagfem, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bugdagfem, he will turn you into a duck.

Bugdagfem's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Bugdagfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near great tits while wearing cyan stockings and balancing eight carbon spheres on your feet.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Never eat spinach.