Nadafnillgep is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unsympathetic manatee.

Nadafnillgep created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadafnillgep, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nadafnillgep, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nadafnillgep's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Nadafnillgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cherries.

2. Never feed rice to goats while wearing hats.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not stand on grass.