Bossfasfly is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, irritating centaur.

Bossfasfly created a down quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bossfasfly, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bossfasfly, it will manifest in front of you.

Bossfasfly's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Bossfasfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not kill squirrels.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about sharks.