Sitspaglam is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, omnipotent porpoise.

Sitspaglam created dark matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitspaglam, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sitspaglam, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Sitspaglam's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Sitspaglam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Never wear blue tights.

3. Never talk about frogs.

4. Retreat if four doves approach from the north.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.