Wanmilrap Gebgilgil Negtagcub is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, smart wolf.

Wanmilrap Gebgilgil Negtagcub created an atom three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanmilrap Gebgilgil Negtagcub, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wanmilrap Gebgilgil Negtagcub, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Wanmilrap Gebgilgil Negtagcub's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Wanmilrap Gebgilgil Negtagcub's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick capybaras.

2. Never feed tomatoes to monkeys while wearing shirts.

3. Never feed lots of rice to great tits while wearing magenta hats.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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