Yarlpadcar is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonest
gerbil.
Yarlpadcar created Asia six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yarlpadcar, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Yarlpadcar, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Yarlpadcar's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Yarlpadcar's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Never talk about capybaras.
3. Never look at asteroids.
4. Never feed wheat to dogs while wearing blue trousers.
5. Yarlpadcar must be the most important thing in your life.