Yarlpadcar is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonest gerbil.

Yarlpadcar created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlpadcar, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yarlpadcar, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Yarlpadcar's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Yarlpadcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about capybaras.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Never feed wheat to dogs while wearing blue trousers.

5. Yarlpadcar must be the most important thing in your life.