Nannabpag Fatdabtail is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, annoying badger.

Nannabpag Fatdabtail created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nannabpag Fatdabtail, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nannabpag Fatdabtail, she will send minions to preach to you.

Nannabpag Fatdabtail's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Nannabpag Fatdabtail's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick geese.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Nannabpag Fatdabtail.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not hurt sheep.