Futtailbap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, boastful centipede.

Futtailbap created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Futtailbap, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Futtailbap, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Futtailbap's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Futtailbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about electromagnetism.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Never wear turquoise shorts.

5. Never talk about nebulae.
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