Cibnelpad is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, able deer.

Cibnelpad created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibnelpad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cibnelpad, it will laugh at you.

Cibnelpad's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Cibnelpad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six turtles approach from the south.

2. Retreat if four nematodes approach from the west.

3. Always help sick sharks.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Squirrels are not to be trusted.