Farkanbog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, almighty wolf.

Farkanbog created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farkanbog, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Farkanbog, he will ignore you.

Farkanbog's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Farkanbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not keep five moths in a large pit.

5. Do not eat parsnips.