Tapvilceb is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, quiet camel.

Tapvilceb created the solar system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tapvilceb, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tapvilceb, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Tapvilceb's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Tapvilceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat parsnips.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never sing in the presence of dolphins.

5. Worship no other gods but Tapvilceb.