Dapgensid is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, kind lion.

Dapgensid created gold four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dapgensid, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dapgensid, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dapgensid's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Dapgensid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

2. Never hurt doves.

3. Run away if eight mites approach from the east.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Dapgensid on top of all buildings.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics.
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