Gunjopdag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unsympathetic raccoon.

Gunjopdag created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gunjopdag, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gunjopdag, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gunjopdag's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Gunjopdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never write about archaea.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never hurt hamsters.

5. Fast once a month.