Motxinzaklarnweemad is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, thoughtless butterfly.

Motxinzaklarnweemad created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Motxinzaklarnweemad, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Motxinzaklarnweemad, she will not care at all.

Motxinzaklarnweemad's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Motxinzaklarnweemad's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Do not eat turnips.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.