Migbabpop is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, egotistical goat.

Migbabpop created Africa four billion years ago.

If you believe in Migbabpop, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Migbabpop, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Migbabpop's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Migbabpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not speak about aubergines.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never bounce in the presence of horses.

5. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.