Bamstipfad is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, fussy toad.

Bamstipfad created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Bamstipfad, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bamstipfad, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bamstipfad's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Bamstipfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks in need.

2. Never talk about dark matter near geese while wearing white tights.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Run away from gray swans, for they are unholy.