Loparppodyat is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, effective chinchilla.

Loparppodyat created matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Loparppodyat, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Loparppodyat, he will not care at all.

Loparppodyat's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Loparppodyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of mice.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always look after injured grasshopers.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not speak about strawberries.