Kintagcim Cabdagbab Tamsabbon is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unselfish giraffe.

Kintagcim Cabdagbab Tamsabbon created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kintagcim Cabdagbab Tamsabbon, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kintagcim Cabdagbab Tamsabbon, he will refuse to believe in you.

Kintagcim Cabdagbab Tamsabbon's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Kintagcim Cabdagbab Tamsabbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never talk about enzymes.

4. Never eat cucumbers.

5. Always treat eagles with great respect.