Bestcityik is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, proud jaguar.

Bestcityik created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bestcityik, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bestcityik, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Bestcityik's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Bestcityik's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Erect six carbon sculptures of Bestcityik on top of important buildings.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always wear purple.