Pibhandim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, egotistical goblin.

Pibhandim created the world twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pibhandim, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pibhandim, it will not care at all.

Pibhandim's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Pibhandim's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.