Yakcemgep is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, boastful raccoon.

Yakcemgep created a bottom quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yakcemgep, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yakcemgep, it will try to impress you with trees.

Yakcemgep's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Yakcemgep's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always help sick dogs.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.