Fumnabpod is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, ill-tempered bee.

Fumnabpod created an up quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumnabpod, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fumnabpod, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fumnabpod's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Fumnabpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never bounce in holy places.