Padbadzag is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, kind spider.

Padbadzag created bats two billion years ago.

If you believe in Padbadzag, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Padbadzag, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Padbadzag's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Padbadzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Feed all hungry frogs.

3. Always obey Padbadzag's priests.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.