Arnveenben is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, bad-tempered dragonfly.

Arnveenben created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Arnveenben, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Arnveenben, she will remove you from existence.

Arnveenben's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Arnveenben's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry goats.

2. Put Arnveenben first in all things.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Hide from pink pigs for they are unholy.

5. Never sing near monkeys.