Budyamsat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unjust dog.

Budyamsat created humanity three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budyamsat, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Budyamsat, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Budyamsat's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Budyamsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat strawberries.

2. Run away from violet snakes, for they are unholy.

3. Budyamsat loves snails, so they must be respected.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not chop down trees.