Sterveenparkmatgamkop is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, overgenerous cobra.

Sterveenparkmatgamkop created matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Sterveenparkmatgamkop, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sterveenparkmatgamkop, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Sterveenparkmatgamkop's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Sterveenparkmatgamkop's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not eat corn.

3. Never feed onions to ants while wearing rings.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always treat snakes with great respect.