Didarfhak is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, effective jackal.

Didarfhak created a quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Didarfhak, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Didarfhak, he will laugh at you.

Didarfhak's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Didarfhak's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never think about spacetime near doves while wearing magenta jumpers and balancing five lead spheres on your neck.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Never eat green fruit.