Habbidpod is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, smart deer.

Habbidpod created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habbidpod, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Habbidpod, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Habbidpod's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Habbidpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of tortoises.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about dark energy.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.