Stragcimgud Stanranlin is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, selfish squid.

Stragcimgud Stanranlin created the planet Mars three billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragcimgud Stanranlin, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Stragcimgud Stanranlin, he will think nothing of it.

Stragcimgud Stanranlin's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Stragcimgud Stanranlin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four horses in a large pit.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Run away if three tortoises approach from the east.

5. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.
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