Tikxinnig is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, overgenerous goose.

Tikxinnig created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikxinnig, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tikxinnig, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Tikxinnig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tikxinnig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Never eat rice.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not hurt snails.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.