Panggantafyart is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, conceited goblin.

Panggantafyart created an up quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Panggantafyart, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Panggantafyart, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Panggantafyart's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Panggantafyart's Holy Commandments

1. Panggantafyart loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.