Zen is a god.

He takes the form of a large, merciful fairy.

Zen created a strange quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zen, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zen, he will turn you into a mole.

Zen's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Zen's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in holy places.

2. You must love Zen.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not eat rice.

5. Never write about nebulae.