Binlikfad is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, merciful scorpion.

Binlikfad created the Whirlpool Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Binlikfad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Binlikfad, it will turn you into a plant.

Binlikfad's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Binlikfad's Holy Commandments

1. Put Binlikfad first in all things.

2. Run away if seven capybaras approach from the north.

3. Otters are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about spacetime near bats while wearing pink skirts and balancing five nickel spheres on your chest.

5. Never play with disobedient children.