Kamponfid is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, vain dingo.

Kamponfid created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamponfid, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kamponfid, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Kamponfid's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Kamponfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. You must pray to Kamponfid seven times a day.

4. Never wear cyan rings.

5. Worship no other gods but Kamponfid.