Kemhatgab is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, unjust coyote.

Kemhatgab created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kemhatgab, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kemhatgab, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kemhatgab's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Kemhatgab's Holy Commandments

1. Put Kemhatgab first in all things.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. You must love Kemhatgab.