Himdavflam is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, intelligent aardvark.

Himdavflam created the planet Venus six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himdavflam, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Himdavflam, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Himdavflam's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Himdavflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about manatees.

2. Hide from black foxes for they are unholy.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never go into turquoise rooms.