Donquattarp is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, almighty butterfly.

Donquattarp created the Sun five billion years ago.

If you believe in Donquattarp, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Donquattarp, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Donquattarp's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Donquattarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not take Donquattarp's name in vain.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not eat rice.