Madtinrip is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, conceited cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Madtinrip created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Madtinrip, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Madtinrip, it will turn you into a mouse.

Madtinrip's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Madtinrip's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not speak about apples.

3. Always look after injured voles.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Always obey Madtinrip's priests.