Ladfagjamlibdimzenbossvig is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, temperamental horse.

Ladfagjamlibdimzenbossvig created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Ladfagjamlibdimzenbossvig, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ladfagjamlibdimzenbossvig, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Ladfagjamlibdimzenbossvig's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Ladfagjamlibdimzenbossvig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven dolphins approach from the east.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not run in public.