Safbadlap is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, calm hedgehog.

Safbadlap created the planet Venus four years ago.

If you believe in Safbadlap, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Safbadlap, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Safbadlap's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Safbadlap's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Safbadlap.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Safbadlap.

3. Run away if six tortoises approach from the west.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never write about ultrasonics.