Nangudtom is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omnipotent cobra.

Nangudtom created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nangudtom, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nangudtom, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Nangudtom's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Nangudtom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four sheep in a large pit.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Retreat if eight seals approach from the south.

4. Do not speak about lentils.

5. Never wear orange shoes.