Siggettigfighaddadkon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-confident aardvark.

Siggettigfighaddadkon created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Siggettigfighaddadkon, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Siggettigfighaddadkon, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Siggettigfighaddadkon's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Siggettigfighaddadkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never talk about black holes.