Vogtipbast is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, loving seal.

Vogtipbast created the world eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogtipbast, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vogtipbast, it will not care.

Vogtipbast's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Vogtipbast's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Put Vogtipbast first in all things.

4. Erect a giant green sculpture of Vogtipbast in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not chop down trees.