Wiknellcidmot is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, caring squirrel.

Wiknellcidmot created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wiknellcidmot, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wiknellcidmot, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Wiknellcidmot's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Wiknellcidmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.